The court gazette of artificial intelligence. The most powerful men in tech play in a football league, and they score by saying things in public that send the public reaching for its pitchforks.
Live at let-them-eat-tokens.com.
- Every quote is real, word for word, and backed by at least two outlets.
- A statement scores on how it landed with the public, not on whether it was true.
- Only what they said about technology, work or the people who use it, from 30 November 2022 on.
- Leaked remarks count, and say so.
- The referee is biased, and admits it: every score comes with its reasons.
The code is MIT licensed. The photos are free-licensed from Wikimedia Commons and keep their own licences, and the Rules page credits each one.
Every match report has a "Call for VAR" button for a score you think is wrong, and every page's footer takes the statements we missed. Both end up in the referee's room.
Node 24.
npm run bootstrap # then put a JWT_SECRET and a SUPER_USER in .env.local, as it asks
npm run seed:dev # a league to look at
npm run dev # http://localhost:3000npm run test:unit and npm run test:e2e run the tests. The e2e layout checks need Chromium once, from npx playwright install chromium.
It's TypeScript on Express, rendered on the server, with SQLite through Prisma. A scout looks for new statements once a day and leaves them for the referee to approve. Nothing goes live on its say-so.
Unlike our title, every quote here was actually said.